I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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