if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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