I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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