by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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