help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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