he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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