whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I think I am morally bankrupt
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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