Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Sext me about skeletons
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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