You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I just pynch a tree in the face
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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