My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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