I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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