erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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