what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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