you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
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