Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
