they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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