Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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