In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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