Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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