lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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