he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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