is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You took a bar mat shot.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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