It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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