Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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