You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
operation harelip BJ is a go
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
The struggles of a small town man whore
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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