Don't you send me to vm
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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