Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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