32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
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