did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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