hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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