Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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