I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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