By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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