Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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