from now on my penis is your penis
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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