Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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