This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
He did a backflip because drugs
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