She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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