HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Is this like a preordered booty call?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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