Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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