I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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