I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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