I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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