K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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