awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
we're making bets on your personal life
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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