that's an acceptable place to lick
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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