she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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