if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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