I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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