Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
How drunk are you?
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