im gay
i know
yea but for you.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i came on her dog
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Randomize
