I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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