I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
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