Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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