No, you can still breathe under the balls.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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