my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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